You're bringing me down, Tampa.

  My parents just got a Netflix account and of course I've been the only one using it to death.  So I'm looking around the recommendations on the front page and I come to the "Local Favorites" section for Tampa. . . This is what was in the second set of recommended titles

   Tampa. . . you disappoint me.   Here I am, having a great time, auditioning, working on some films (posting soon), meeting new fun people,  and you go and make Yanni - one of the creepiest mustachioed unexplained-celebrities/pianist of the '90s - so popular so popular that Netflix thinks I might enjoy watching it by association. . .

Now go think long and hard about what you've done.

Things That Exist : The Shirt Plate

  

Gentlemen, have you ever made a sandwich or plate of nachos only to come back to the couch to decide you would rather lay down?  Ordinarily you'd have to choose between relaxation and eating your snacks while watching television.  But not anymore! Introducing - The Original Shirt Plate!

  Yes - no longer will you be forced to sit upright like a human being while you eat your. . .

Plate of non-brand cheese doodles!

Plate of Spaghetti! 

or

Giant Theme Park Turkey Leg!

 All Original Shirt Plates are Dishwasher Safe, come with a leveling attachement (for us ladies *wink*) and can be yours for only   

$14.99

to $28.99

prices vary by size

price does not include shipping and handling

Soon to be available in fancy new styles like: 

The Tux Style Shirt Plate (for cocktail parties)

The Game Day Shirt Plate (with love handle dip bowl belt clip)

and

Fine China Shirt Plate (for special occasions such as Thankgiving Dinner)

So stop on by ThinkGeek to order your Original Shirt Plate today!

any similarities to the Pocket Cup are purely coincidental

"It's polystyrene!"